Slow Fashion Vintage

1990s 1-800-KISS-MYASS Tee

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Original novelty t-shirt from Selec-T, a sublabel of Tee Jays, an American brand from the early 1990s known for its blunt, deadpan novelty graphics. This shirt sits firmly in that tradition: bold typography, dry humor, zero pretense.

The print shows a slouched cartoon dog above the line “If my attitude causes some distress… dial 1-800-KISS-MYASS,” set in the chunky, shadowed block lettering typical of the early 90s, printed on a soft mustard yellow blank with a worn, slightly cracked graphic.

How it's made / curated

Every piece has to be that one item that just clicks: a story behind the print, a graphic you won’t find again, a fade that only real wear creates.

Authentication is based on label analysis, construction details, and printing techniques. Each tag is studied to verify era and origin: stitching style, country of production, fabric composition, and print method are cross-checked against archival knowledge of brands.

The curation philosophy is anti-bulk by design. Pieces are selected one by one for graphic strength, cultural weight, and condition: no fast fashion. The aim is an archive of clothing with genuine history, not a feed of disposable trends.

Details

50% polyester, 50% cotton
Made in USA

Size

Size on label: XXXL
Pit to pit: 62 cm
Length: 69 cm
Fits as an oversized XL
Boxy and wide, classic 90s cut

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